7 things you probably don’t know about me!
hi internet,
tasha tagged me on twitter so here’s my list:
1. whatever funky nerves that connect my nose to my brain frequently think that the breath that i’m smelling smells like salami. i first noticed this back in daycare when i asked the girl whose breath i smelled if she had had salami that day, and she said no. it has happened regularly since.
2. in elementary school, every time i rode the bus (for a while, a month maybe longer) i would get sick (throw-up) and the bus driver (mr. corbo sp?) would have to stop the bus to let me out to wretch. from then on i had to sit behind him to allow myself easy outdoor access and whenever i boarded the bus kids would lift their feet (hi friends!!) so as to avoid any potential spewage that might drift backward. this was the first inkling of my intense car sickness. it was because of this sickness that i trained myself to fall asleep on the bus so as to avoid the nausea. and nowadays, living and commuting in nyc i cannot be on the subway without sitting or facing forward. if there are no seats facing forward i either stand or turn in my seat to face forward. reading, watching movies, and playing games on my phone are all out for subway entertainment as well, w00t!
3. i won the D.A.R.E. poster contest in the fifth grade. i think it involved a joint (how did i know what this was already?) a giant circle with a line through it, some other elements and it was drawn completely in crayon.
4. i tried contacts for a week a few years ago. every day it took an hour and a half to get them in; plus i couldn’t fall asleep with them on like glasses. i threw the contacts away, put my glasses on (it took scant seconds! lazy high-five!) and haven’t looked back.
5. in third grade i was jumping on my parents bed while watching cartoons (who hasn’t?) when i think i tried to jump off an do a cartwheel. needless to say it didn’t end well and the bone in my wrist ended up looking like this -_. i didn’t cry, but slid into the hallway and called my mom. she proceeded to freak out as moms are wont to do and took me to the ER. i think they thought i had been beaten because i wasn’t crying (my mother might have been questioned) and then the doctor came in inebriated (my mom told me years later) and set my wrist by squeezing it in his hands and without anesthesia.
6. i have only ever bought two dvds. they are, in no particular order: hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and practical magic.
7. i am in love with australian sheep dogs. i think their colorings are so cute, they are super smart and i would love to train them and do those agility events. but alas, they have too much energy for me to deal with at the moment, so they might have to wait for when i have more time + space.
hope you enjoyed reading this as much as i did mining them from the depths!





